IT’S FRIDAY! Can I get a THANK GOD!? HEY hey… they don’t call it TGIF for nothing. It’s been one hellacious week for the entertainment world and to be quite honest, a lot of it I could really give two rats about. However, most of them do make me laugh a lot. So here we go…
James Earl Jones has returned to CNN as the voice between commercials. His return is thanks to newly posted Jeff Zucker. Zuckers first day was Monday of this week, which also featured Jones’ voice return.
Gwyneth Paltrow told Cameron Diaz she can’t have sex for a year. Well… really it was Paltrow’s trainer but you say ‘tomayto’ I say ‘tomahto.’ According to sources Gwyneth has “…sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.” MORE POWER TO YOU CAMERON!
ABC wanted Lance Armstrong for this springs season of Dancing with the Stars. According to a spokeswoman for Armstrong, “Lance has been offered the show each and every year since its inception. Although flattered he has passed on their generous offers.” And this year is no different. He has declined once again.
The Coachella line-up has been revealed and I tell you, if I could be there, I would. Headliners including Blur, The Stone Roses, Phoenix, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. To check out the ENTIRE seriously kick ass line-up, check out coachella.com.
ABC has pulled the show Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 for the Tuesday night line up. No you have to ask, what does this mean? It means that the show still has 8 episodes left in the season but they won’t air unless ABC wants them to. Translation: it got canceled.
Good news for the Entertainment Industry has hit the stands. According to the 2012 numbers of the Employment Development Department, employment in the industry went up 3.7% from the average employment of 2011. YAY!!!
According to several rumors and now reports, JJ Abrams will be directing the newest installation of the Star Wars Saga Episode 7. Although many people have had their own concerns, there are more people saying that Abrams is more than capable of doing the job.
And finally, earlier this week, there was another shooting in Texas at Lone Star College on the north side of Houston. The shooting left three people wounded and both shooters finally arrested. The shooting apparently took place after a discussion got a little too heated. There is no evidence right now as to whether or not this was a gang related incident.
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